Me, externally: Banana Clip, please.
For example, instead of telling someone they’re about to smoke Purple Kush, it’s better to say they’re about to smoke “Bedrobinol,” one of Bedrocan’s trademarked products, which has a standardized THC content of 13.5 percent and less than 1 percent CBD. It’s less fun, but at least you know what you’re getting.
How did dispensaries influence weed names?
Most folks probably think strains are genetically similar if they have a similar name, but this too can be misleading. For example, “haze” varieties of weed are expected to be more sativa-dominant. But, according to the 2015 study, while Super Silver Haze and Neville’s Haze are reported as being sativa-dominant and deliver, others, like Domina Haze, are actually more genetically similar to indica-dominant “kush” strains, like Master Kush or King’s Kush. A full 35 percent of strains the researchers tested had more genetic similarities to differently-named varieties than to similarly-named ones.
What Is a weed strain?
According to Myles, it’s better to think of weed as existing on a spectrum of sativa-ness and indica-ness, and the most accurate way to describe weed is its THC and CBD content rather than its genetic heritage. This is how government-approved medicinal grow-ops do business. Bedrocan, for example, doesn’t name its pot after marijuana strains you find on the street, and indicates THC and CBD content.
“It’s crazy, it’s absolutely nuts. I mean, you couldn’t run an industry like this anywhere else, except for cannabis”
This might be because, when it comes to the genetic differences between a strain of weed that’s supposedly 30 percent indica and 70 percent sativa, or vice-versa, science has already strongly suggested that it’s a big lie. A 2015 study by Canadian scientists looked at 81 marijuana strains and found that the reported sativa-indica split rarely matched their actual genetic makeup.
Dispensary lady: My guy, today we’ve got some Jack Herer, which is sativa-dominant and has a cerebral and talkative high, or Banana Clip, which is close to a 50/50 hybrid and will give you the body buzz of an indica with some of the effects of a sativa. We’ve also got God’s Green Crack and Mango Dream.
Cannabis strains labelled "sativa" and "indica" promise different physical effects but scientifically speaking, even the “best” weed strains are probably bullshit—names like "Purple Kush" don't mean anything.