For context, Jolene’s marijuana consumption is probably slightly, but not much, below average for stoners. She smokes a bowl most days after work, and blazes up two to three times a day on the weekends. Occasionally she’ll have an edible or do a dab, but says she usually sticks to traditional smoking methods—bowls, bongs, and joints. Most of these drinks caution “heavy” users to double their dosage, or go with a more concentrated version, so if you smoke more or less than Jolene, you’re likely to have different results. And none of the results we got here should be considered scientific or at all conclusive.
After three pees that, in Jolene’s words, “looked like I drank highlighter ink,” she took the test. It actually fucking worked. While the line was thin, it counted. Jolene tested negative for THC, despite having smoked several pre-noon bowls just hours before. We were both pretty shocked by this turn of events.
While Jeff Sessions seems to believe otherwise, countless studies have shown marijuana to be significantly less dangerous than other Schedule I drugs like heroin and cocaine and much safer than legal substances like alcohol and tobacco. To add insult to injury, when it comes to pre- or post-employment drug testing—which most often takes the form of a urine test—marijuana is the substance that takes the longest to get out of your system.
As such, we decided to put three brands to the test:
Our test was simple. We ordered a 10-pack of THC pee tests from Amazon for $7.99, and recruited a regular recreational weed smoker—a 28-year-old woman we’ll call “Jolene”—to test out these drinks over the course of a week without altering her normal weed habits. She’d try out one drink every two days, and take a control test before starting each one to make sure she was still testing positive before drinking them. Then she’d follow the directions on each bottle and see whether she could piss herself clean.
The drug tests we purchased are pretty standard pee tests. Basically you wee into a cup, take the cap off the drug test, then submerge the little rectangular piece at the end for about 10 seconds. Results take about five minutes. The test we bought for the purposes of this experiment are used specifically to detect THC and nothing else.
These drinks can be expensive—up to $60 a pop—but that’s a small price to pay when your job may be on the line. They all offer the same thing: a same-day, temporary fix for your THC-tainted piss, so long as you use ‘em exactly as directed.
“Drink the entire bottle 60 to 90 minutes before your desired time.”
Jolene’s pre-drink drug test came out very positive for THC. Photo via the author.
The results shocked us!
However, you don’t get tested through your bowels. You would still need to do a natural detox, and you still need to address the fact that most metabolites from any drugs still come out of your bladder.
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So you get the Toxin Rid seven day course, and during the seven days leading up to your test, you take them. Alongside a natural detox, you should be clean, unless you are a chronic drug user, especially a chronic weed smoker. I would recommend the 10-day course if you have the time, as that will clear out pretty much anybody.
The thing is, you might read that drugs leave your system quite quickly. You take whatever it is, you get high, it’s converted in the blood to metabolites, and within a few days, those metabolites work their way out. Cool, you are good to go and submit your sample.
The market leader is called Toxin Rid, and it’s very efficient. However, if you’re looking for something cheap, that can still do a very positive job, but not quite to the same levels of elimination, then the Rescue 5 Day Permanent Detox is definitely one to consider. If you’ve got only five days until a drug test, and you want to do a proper detox, then it’s certainly going to speed things up by at least 25% (or more).
Let’s say you have a week before a drug test, and you want to be genuinely clean. So you are going to do the natural detox in that time, and you’re going to take detox pills for the drug test as well.
The truth is that most drug detox pills don’t work. Well, at least not very well. Most of them are supplements that contain things which help speed up the elimination of toxins, but they are not powerful enough to do much above a natural detox.
So for me, detox pills for THC are marketing trick. The only detox pills that really work are good quality ones like Toxin Rid, or if you can’t quite afford those, then Rescue 5 Day Detox can work for people with light toxin exposure. You can purchase Toxin Rid from Testclear.com and Rescue 5 Day Detox from this webshop.
If you can get powerful, genuine, detox pills, then you can get rid of toxins at a greatly accelerated rate. The best ones, Toxin Rid, seem to be able to speed up the body in getting rid of toxins by up to 50%.
Using Detox Pills For Drug Test: Is It A Good Idea? Table of Contents In my previous articles, I reviewed the best synthetic urine brands and detox drinks, both are great ways to pass a urine