“Drink the entire bottle 60 to 90 minutes before your desired time.”
First up, we had Jolene try out a 17-ounce bottle of Rescue Detox. According to Karen, the very sweet Applied Sciences customer service lady we reached at the “LIVE SUPPORT” number listed at the bottom of the bottle, Jolene had to avoid eating for five hours before she did the cleanse. Luckily, it was Sunday, so Jolene had just woken up from a four and a half hour nap after spending the morning smoking and eating an entire large portion of Popeye’s mac and cheese, as one does.
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As such, we decided to put three brands to the test:
“Frequent urination indicates that you are experiencing optimal cleansing.”
It’s a light line, but it’s there.
Luckily for them, and those of us who enjoy the occasional after-work blunt or who use marijuana to treat otherwise unmanageable chronic illnesses, there’s an entire industry devoted to beating the dreaded piss test. With enough advanced notice, there might be several ways you could go—quitting outright, subbing your dirty pee with a straight edge friend’s. But if your boss springs the news on you with only hours to spare, you’ve got pretty much one viable option: detox drinks.
But do they actually, like, work? This is a question even the most diligent Googler is wont to find. As it stands, all the available information on these detox drinks seems to be either an obvious paid promotion for one brand or another, or come from anons with usernames like Stoner4Lyfe420 on eight-year old marijuana message board threads.
Karen told her to drink Rescue an hour before “cleansing time,” then refill the bottle with water twice and drink that within 30 minutes. She was then supposed to pee three times, after which she should be good to go for three to five hours. Quite a lot of work!
From the Stinger Detox to the Detoxify Xxtraclean Herbal Cleanse & Rescue Detox, we tested these detox drinks that say they’ll help you pass a urine test.
– Light to moderate users that will have 4 days, or more, between their last “indiscretion” and their test. If 3 days, or under, it’s recommended that Stat Flush (or Power Flush) capsules be used in conjunction with B-Clear.
Each 750ml bottle of B-Clear is rated by the manufacturer for:
B-Clear contains all natural ingredients, Herbal extracts, Carbohydrates, Vitamins and Creatine.
– Those partaking in non-green “Other Stuff” that will have 4 days, or more, between their last indiscretion and their test. If 3 days, or less, it’s recommended that Stat Flush (or Power Flush ) capsules be used in conjunction with B-Clear.
– Users up to 200 pounds (91kg) in weight. It is recommended those over 91kg in weight take Stat Flush (or Power Flush) capsules in conjunction with B-Clear, no matter what the time frame since their last “indiscretion”.
Please Note: Someone that “partakes” three times per week, or more, is classified as a heavy smoker. This can be as little as one cone, or small joint, three times per week.
B-Clear is non detectable in tests as it is an all natural product, not a chemical masking agent.
The manufacturers of B-Clear have attained a 99.5% success rate when trialled under controlled test conditions.
– Frequent, heavy users that will have 15 days, or more, between their last “indiscretion” and their test. If 14 days, or less, it’s recommended that Stat Flush (or Power Flush) capsules be used in conjunction with B-Clear.
B-Clear 1hr Detox Drink – Express Posted Australia wide