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one fat hen and a couple of ducks

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Four Rapid Running Hares
One fat henCouple of ducksThree brown bearsFour running haresFive fat fickle females sitting sipping scotchSix simple Simons sitting sideways on a stumpSeven Sinbad sailors sailed the seven seasEight egotistical egotists echoing egotistical ecstasiesNine noobiling nooberers nibbling knicks, knacks, nooks and nicotineI may not be a fig picker nor a fig picker’s son but I’ll pick figs ‘till the fig picking’s done you bet your sweet ass I’m a turtle!

The Austrukinfailian Version:
*I wanna fuck
*Two blind duck
*Three brown bear
*Four running hare
*Five fickle fat female sitting on a stump
*Six Simple Simon, sitting sipping scotch
*Seven Sinbad sailor, sailing the seven sea in a sloop
*Eight egotistical egotist echo echoing egotist egotistically
*Nine nubiling nobeling nobling nobilist eating nipper at night time
*Ten, I’m not the Fudrucker, nor am I the Fudrucker’s Son, so backoff in your own jackyard.
*Fat Hen
*Couple Duck
*Three Brown Bear
*Four Running Hare
*Five Fat Fickle Females sitting sipping scotch
*Six Simple Simons sitting on a stump
*Seven Sinbad Sailors sailing the Seven Seas on a sloop
*Eight Egotistical Egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies
*Nine New Nude Nubiles nibbling — nibbling gnats, nuts, and nicotine
*Ten — I never was a fig, nor a fig plucker’s son, but I’ll keep pluckin’ figs ’till the fig pluckin’s done!
One Fat Hen (also called One Red Hen or Turtle) is a drinking game . It is based on the difficulty people often have in repeating exactly what the leader says, and the amusing possibilities when they get it wrong.
:Leader – *sip* One fat hen! *sip*:Player 1 – *sip* One fat hen! *sip*:Player 2 – *sip* One hat fen! (takes a drink, and must repeat the line) *sip* One fat hen! *sip*:Player 3 – *sip* One fat hen! *sip*

. and yet another variation:

One Fat Hen One Fat Hen (also called One Red Hen or Turtle ) is a drinking game . It is based on the difficulty people often have in repeating exactly what the leader says, and the amusing