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Purple Monkey Balls: A mixture of Grand Daddy Purp and Afghan Kush, two strong indica strains, makes you feel as if you were “hit in the face with purple monkey balls.”

Accidental Tourist: This hybrid is not for the newbie doobie user. Try this with virgin lungs and find yourself getting escorted out of Red Lobster bottomless with no idea how you got there.”
Purple Urkle: Continuing along the TGIF theme, Family Matters fans will wonder, Did I do that? This strain is supposed to treat insomnia.

Schnazzleberry: This strain is a 50/50 sativa/indica, mixed with The Dom and DJ Short Blueberry, and is described to be “like taking a bite out of a big berry pie, which might not sound like a bad idea once you’re high and looking for IHOP at 2 a.m.”
Ninja Turtles Kush: This strong berry strain warns, “Best to stay seated on the couch until the ride is over.”
Just for fun, try making up your own strain names! Weirdomatic offers suggestions on how to do so.
As I delve into researching the medical marijuana world, I see a lot of funny and unusual strain names. Let’s take a look at some of the strangest and funniest names out there, courtesy of Mandatory.com , Weirdomatic.com , and Lolwot .

  • “Color” + “Name of Infamous Figure”
    • Example: Red Trump
  • “Color” + “Food Name” + Kush
    • Example: Blue Sorbet Kush
  • Bubba + “Funny Made-up Word” + OG
    • Example: Bubba Atrow OG
  • “Celebrity Name” Haze
    • Brittany Snow Haze
  • “Type of Berry” + Alien + Haze
    • Raspberry Alien Haze
  • “Name of Your Dog” + Kush
    • Emmett Kush

Heisenberg Kush: Breaking Bad fans will love this strain.

Funniest weed strain names Funniest Strain Names Karen Berger, PharmD, Medical Writer As I delve into researching the medical marijuana world, I see a lot of funny and unusual strain

5. Girl Scout Cookies

3. Zombie Killer OG
But about a half century ago, as marijuana seeped into the popular consciousness, there were some break-out branding efforts. You didn’t want just any Mexican weed—you wanted the fabled “Meshmecan” (a garbled rendition of the name of the Mexican state of Michoacan), or better yet, Acapulco Gold.

And then there was Maui Wowie. And Thai Stick. And Colombian Red Bud. All of these strain names were rooted in place, seeking to make exoticism—as well as high THC content—a selling point.
References to other drugs are not unusual, with the implication being that the weed is so strong it’s like, well, opium, in this case. Another strain name in this category is “Green Crack.” Some people find these funny; others, usually in the industry, worry about linking benign buds to harder drugs.
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Once upon a time, back in the days of yore, pot was pot. It was green, full of stems and seeds, and usually available as compacted bricks of weed from Mexico. It didn’t have fancy names.
4. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

Saget is best known as the family-friendly dad in the sit-com Full House and currently has a gig as the host of America’s Funniest Home Videos. What makes this name so funny is that Saget is actually an obscenely foul-mouthed and bodily function-oriented comic, as evidenced by Saget’s version of the classic dirty joke The Aristocrats.

8 Really Ridiculous Marijuana Strain Names Once upon a time, back in the days of yore, pot was pot. It was green, full of stems and seeds, and usually available as compacted bricks of weed from