Most of these things are known as “home remedies”. That means ways people say you can clean out your system, or mask drug toxins, using household products, or things that are easy to obtain.
The only way to detox is to stop taking in toxins, and live a healthy lifestyle until you start testing negative. This usually only take a few days, but in the case of a heavy weed smoker it could take as long as a month.
You can speed this process up using high-quality detox pills. If you use Toxin Rid, a really high quality drug detox pill, you can get that month down to a couple of weeks, sometimes as low as a week. Which is brilliant, but it’s not going to help you pass a drug test in 24 hours time.
So sure, you could use both of those methods to draw more THC metabolites out through your bowels in the lead up to a drug test. But unless you’re lucky enough to have light toxin exposure, and do not have any more THC metabolites passing out of your system when you give your sample, then you’re going to still have to learn how to mask the toxins in your system.
If you want to die, or at least have your life changed forever, then sure, down a load of bleach. But that’s not cleaning your system out for a drug test, that’s just being desperate.
So I will conclude by telling you about the two best ways to mask toxins so that you can pass a drug test with little time, even one hours notice is enough to use either of these methods.
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The only way you can is if it happens naturally. If you smoked a joint three days ago, and that’s the first one you smoked in months, then you’re probably clean tomorrow anyway.
I really don’t want you to fail a drug test at short notice, so I want to tell you about the ways you’ll read online to pass a drug test quickly, which have absolutely no basis in truth at all.
So you've been told you've got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you're looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?
Depending on what you consume (flower vs. concentrates) and even the quality of what you consume (top shelf flower vs. schwag) will greatly effect how much THC and THC-COOH are released into your body.
Typically speaking, psychoactive THC cannabinoids can be found in the system for 1-2 days after consumption for very infrequent users, while those who consume everyday can expect it to remain in your body for longer.
Typically, random drug tests are delivered with short notice, which means you won’t have as much time as you’d like to prepare for a drug test. It may sound silly, but as soon as you know that you’re going to have to take a marijuana drug test, stop consuming cannabis in any form! Whether you’re a heavy user or casual user, do yourself a favor and stop all cannabis consumption.
After drinking this much water, your pee will be colorless and have low levels of creatinine. These are both red flags for any testing lab to indicate diluted urine, so there are some additional steps you need to take.
Forget detox pills, detox programs or detox kits! A normal healthy, in shape person can rid their body of toxins in 4-6 weeks with a great diet, water and plenty of exercise. Obviously, those with a fast metabolism, lower water retention and overall low BMI will be able to do this faster.
You’ll need to make your pee yellow, and the best way to do this is by using vitamin B. Vitamin B-2 or B-12 seem to be the most effective for this purpose, so stop by your local drug store and take 50-100mg several hours before your test.
As we mentioned, piss tests are more common than a hair drug test. To pass a marijuana urine test, also known as a urinalysis test, you don’t need to be 100% free of THC metabolites. Rather, you need to have levels below the threshold for the test. Typically the threshold is 50 ng/mL, which is higher than you may think. As long as you register under this value, your test result will be negative.
If you’re truly panicking a day or two before your test, it might be worth your while to try a same day cleanser from a company like TestClear.com (available online). Such products temporarily target the urinary tract to flush metabolites to give you a brief period for which to give a clean urine sample, meaning you could technically pass a drug test in 24 hours.
There is no reason to start drinking excessive amounts of water weeks or days before your test. It’s a waste of time as it only temporarily dilutes your urine. Your best bet is to drink 2-3 liters throughout the day before your test, and then around 1-2 liters several hours before your test. Don’t drink too much water though, as it can be dangerous. Start with 2 liters max and be sure to know your limits.
Whether you’re applying for a new job or trying to hold on to the one you’ve got, passing a marijuana drug test can be an important step. Here are several tips on how to clean THC out of your system, starting with a weed detox.