But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?
Most of these things are known as “home remedies”. That means ways people say you can clean out your system, or mask drug toxins, using household products, or things that are easy to obtain.
Ultra Eliminex and Mega Clean (as long as you buy it with pre-rid tablets) are the best options of readily available detox drinks. They cost around $70, which is not extortionate, and they are a great way to get clean for a drug test (temporarily). You can buy Mega Clean with pre rid pills from Testclear and Ultra Eliminex from this webshop.
None of these methods will really work. So please don’t waste your time, because you will just get caught, and none of them are even close to the fastest way to clean out your system.
Some are just simple, like drinking lots of water. However, the more liquid you drink the more diluted your urine will become. Diluted urine samples are rejected. So you can’t just drink lots of liquid to flush yourself out. And that’s not cleaning out your system permanently.
- The Certo Sure Jell method
- Drinking cranberry juice
- Drinking baking soda
- Drinking lemon juice/vinegar/apple juice
- Using diuretics (things that make you urinate frequently)
- Taking in large amounts of vitamins (usually vitamin B)
- Eating large amounts of fat
The only way to detox is to stop taking in toxins, and live a healthy lifestyle until you start testing negative. This usually only take a few days, but in the case of a heavy weed smoker it could take as long as a month.
High-quality synthetic urine like Clear Choice Sub Solution is the answer here. It’s very complex in formula, you only need about 10 minutes to prepare it with some water and get it warm, using the included heat activator powder.
So sure, you could use both of those methods to draw more THC metabolites out through your bowels in the lead up to a drug test. But unless you’re lucky enough to have light toxin exposure, and do not have any more THC metabolites passing out of your system when you give your sample, then you’re going to still have to learn how to mask the toxins in your system.
So you've been told you've got a drug test tomorrow, or you think you could have one soon. In panic you're looking around online the fastest way to clean out your system in 24 hours, or even less.But is that even possible? Or are you about to spend the next 24 hours doing something completely pointless and still fail your drug test?
Karen told her to drink Rescue an hour before “cleansing time,” then refill the bottle with water twice and drink that within 30 minutes. She was then supposed to pee three times, after which she should be good to go for three to five hours. Quite a lot of work!
“Drink the entire bottle 60 to 90 minutes before your desired time.”
But do they actually, like, work? This is a question even the most diligent Googler is wont to find. As it stands, all the available information on these detox drinks seems to be either an obvious paid promotion for one brand or another, or come from anons with usernames like Stoner4Lyfe420 on eight-year old marijuana message board threads.
According to a poll released by the Society for Human Resource Management, about 57 percent of American companies subject employees to drug tests. That’s down significantly from 81 percent in 1996, possibly because employers are finding it increasingly difficult to find quality candidates who are able to pass.
For context, Jolene’s marijuana consumption is probably slightly, but not much, below average for stoners. She smokes a bowl most days after work, and blazes up two to three times a day on the weekends. Occasionally she’ll have an edible or do a dab, but says she usually sticks to traditional smoking methods—bowls, bongs, and joints. Most of these drinks caution “heavy” users to double their dosage, or go with a more concentrated version, so if you smoke more or less than Jolene, you’re likely to have different results. And none of the results we got here should be considered scientific or at all conclusive.
The drug tests we purchased are pretty standard pee tests. Basically you wee into a cup, take the cap off the drug test, and then submerge the little rectangular piece at the end for about ten seconds. Results take about five minutes. The test we bought for the purposes of this experiment are used specifically to detect THC and nothing else.
“Frequent urination indicates that you are experiencing optimal cleansing.”
After three pees that, in Jolene’s words, “looked like I drank highlighter ink,” she took the test. It actually fucking worked. While the line was thin, it counted. Jolene tested negative for THC, despite having smoked several pre-noon bowls just hours before. We were both pretty shocked by this turn of events.
Luckily for them, and those of us who enjoy the occasional after-work blunt or who use marijuana to treat otherwise unmanageable chronic illnesses, there’s an entire industry devoted to beating the dreaded piss test. With enough advanced notice, there might be several ways you could go—quitting outright, subbing your dirty pee with a straight edge friend’s. But if your boss springs the news on you with only hours to spare, you’ve got pretty much one viable option: detox drinks.
From the Stinger Detox to the Detoxify Xxtraclean Herbal Cleanse & Rescue Detox, we tested these detox drinks that say they’ll help you pass a urine test.